Honey and Andy

Hello, my name is Honey. I'm 6 years old and I enjoy hiding in small areas and licking
myself. I'm not really fond of Andy, but I do like it when he gives me a facial. I love corn beef and deli slices.

Hi, I'm Andy. You can also call me Bandy, cause that's what my mom calls me for some reason. I love fresh poo and barking at the wall. I'm trying really hard to get it to bark back at me.

Andy

Honey

Oliver

I've decided to call the dog oliver since he's an orphan. And he begs for affection and its really cute.

Look at next post to know who I am

How could someone...

As a teacher I have come to realize that some parents should not be parents. Likewise, some people should not own pets. Pets and children are a big responsibility. I found this guy at the park in a box this morning while I was walking Honey and Andy. He followed us home and I couldn't leave him outside, otherwise he would be roadkill. I kept him in our backyard and noticed a grip of ticks inbetween his toes and his butthole. Sorry to be blunt, but that's gotta hurt. We are going to find him a good home. Look at his face. How could someone do that.

Andy

They're back.

Well, I stayed home all day today and I really wanted to take pictures. And... well... guess I'm a dog photographer again.

No more dogs... For now.

Who's your daddy..... Suraj
Can I interest you in an altoid?
He has that "new baby" smell.

Gotta stretch out the hamstrings, don't want to pull a muscle.
Trust me. Its better this way.
Is this SPF 15 or 30?
Only in Germany....
Yeah, it was me. Does it smell that bad?
To infinity and beyond!!!!
Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight.... oh wait, its only 4.
You want a piece of me.
Time for my spinning class.
No... I'm not taking a dump.
Peek-a-boo!! I see you!!!
Come to Grandma!!!
This is called "Blue Steel".
I told them to give me a key, but they said I wouldn't need one.
I need my beauty sleep. Pictures later.
Pardon me sir... but would you have any Grey Poupon?
And before you know it.... they are off to college.